| Smurfette Petition |
[Jan. 4th, 2007|03:20 am] |
Yes it was obviously stated in #hpgalleries this morning...or night...depending where you are that Ben Quaddler (a.k.a Quaddlypants, Smurfette, Quaddidler, Quaddidlesinhispants...among many others) Needs to come back to HOL. He was a valuable hula prune and brought entertainment to many. He is missed by but not limited to the following people; Severus, Sha, Tambie, Faye, Me, Myself, I, and anyone else who was too lazy to say anything :D. So...If you want Ben Quaddler to come back to HOL and I know you do then sign at the bottom. And Quaddlypants if you read this THEN GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO HOL THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN.
Ok and an edit for tamb
Tambaqui http://hol.org.uk/profile.php?holid=pr_qua <-- promote addage of Ben to their friend to signify that Ben has friends :P
Soooo....if you are on HOL and you have not added Ben Quaddler to your HOL friends DO SO AT THIS TIME....or i will come and find you and eat you for breakfast with a healthy amount of vegemite spread on you. |
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| In Memory Of The Crocodile Hunter |
[Sep. 5th, 2006|11:36 pm] |
| [ | Snape's Mood |
| |  sad | ] |
( Steve Irwin Collage )
Ever since I saw him on TV when I was a kid I wanted to be like him. I looked up to him and respected him and I am going to miss him. Steve Irwin is the reason I am Majoring in Wilderness Management. He was crazy and I knew one day he was going to die...but I never thought he would die like this. |
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| all lies....LIES I TELL YOU!!!!! |
[Jul. 18th, 2006|11:05 pm] |
....Okie it obviously lies....
Congratulations, you are the personification of all that is evil. Your hobbies include killing people, walks by the lake and torture. But hey, when you're this powerful, who needs friends? |
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| Special Birthday Hula Prune Adventure |
[Jun. 8th, 2006|12:32 am] |
What could go wrong with trying to bake a cake.......trust me its funny
Quaddes : Ok prunes its Molly's Birthday today so we should do something special
Ulol : How about we drown ourselves
Tamb : *smacks Ulol* We should bake a cake and get her presents
Quaddles : That's just what I was thinking Tamb
Ulol : No laxatives in the cake Quaddles
Tamb : Yeah, because she would kill you if you did
Quaddles : .....FINE....
Ulol : *goes off to get the cake ingredients*
Tamb : *runs off to get the bowl and other equipment*
Quaddles : *goes to look for the perfect cake recipe*
*they all return 5 minutes later*
Tamb : *starts dumping random ingredients into the bowl*
Ulol : Tamb, do you even know what you are doing....
Quaddles : OMG Tamb why are you putting vegemite in there
Tamb : I'm experimenting
Ulol : .....
Quaddles : Just follow the recipe *begins to hyperventilate*
Tamb : *puts the cake into the oven and sets the timer*
Ulol : Well we better get started on the NORMAL cake
Quaddles : Hopefully Tamb's cake doesn't explode
Ulol and Quaddles : *make the cake and put it in a different oven*
Quaddles : *sets the timer*
*the other timer goes off and Tamb's cake explodes*
Ulol : O..........M...........G
Quaddles : I KNEW IT!!!!
Tamb : hmmm.....*goes off to make a delicious frosting for the cake*
Ulol : *pulls the cake from the oven*
*they all decorate the cake with their own personal touch; Ulol adds a dark mark, Tamb adds vegemite and Quaddles adds shiny acorns*
*they all step back and admire the cake*
Quaddles : Something is missing
Ulol : *adds 10 candles*
Tamb : *smacks ulol and adds the remaining 11*
Quaddles : Well the cake is complete with 21 candles and Tamb managed to destroy the kitchen
Ulol : *goes to clean up*
Quaddles and Tamb : *bring out the cake and put the presents on the table*
Molly : There you crazy prunes are..*looks around* and what EXACTLY have you been up to....
*they all try to look innocent*
Tamb and Quaddles : *go get the cake, light it and bring it in singing happy birthday*
Ulol : *joins in singins really girly*
Molly : Awwww you guys are soo sweet *makes a wish and blows out the candles*
*after the cake disappears*
Ulol : TIME FOR PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \O/
Molly : *rips open the presents*
*Quaddles gave her a full body massage from Alan Rickman dressed as Snape, Ulol gave her a lifetime supply of dark mark cookies and Tamb gave her a large jar of vegemite*
Molly : Aww thanx you prunes for all the wonderful presents. You are the best prunes ever *squishes them all liekwhoa*
*does the happy birthday dance* |
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| iPrune |
[Jun. 1st, 2006|05:43 pm] |
coming soon the iHulaPrunes :D |
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| Hula Prune Adventure #2 Part4 |
[May. 31st, 2006|12:29 am] |
*shakes head and walks away*
Tamb : Would you just push the button already
Quaddles : We should push it together
Tamb : Great idea Quaddlypants
Ulol : WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE BOTH SOOOOO DEAD
Quaddles and Tamb : Be quiet Ulol *they both reach out and push the liquify button*
Ulol : *screams*
Quaddles : Nothing happened
Tamb : Awww the blender was unplugged
Quaddles : Dangit he was supposed to end up as prune puree
Tamb : This is a breach of our contract
Quaddles : Im going to sue
Tamb : I wouldn't take it that far....the story isnt over yet
Ulol : *lets out a cry of relief and does a very very bad happy dance* Now get me out of here so I can kill you
Quaddles : I think we will leave you in there Mr. Grouchypants
Tamb : Yes I agree with Quaddlypants on this one
Ulol : *glares at them both*
Quaddles : We should look for other stuff in here
Tamb : sounds like a good idea
Ulol : What exactly am I supposed to do
Quaddles : Sit there and be quiet
Tamb : Yeah prune puree is supposed to be seen and not heard
Ulol : I AM NOT PRUNE PUREE and when I get out of here you are both sooo going to regret it
Quaddles : Regret what *snickers*
Tamb : Yeah Ulol we have no idea what you are talking about *snorts*
Ulol : *growls*
*Quaddles and Tamb start trashing the kitchen trying to find stuff*
Quaddles : I found the straw *throws it into the blender*
Ulol : Hey
Tamb : I found the spork *throws it into the blender*
Ulol : Watch where you are throwing that stuff
Quaddles : Sorry Ulol
Tamb : Yeah we forgot you were in there
Ulol : I am going to complain to Molly about this
Quaddles : Yeah right like she would listen to you
Tamb : OMG NO.....PLEASE....ANYONE BUT HER *screams and clings to Quaddles*
Quaddles : Lets just get this stuff back to the jeep and Tamb let go she isnt even around
Tamb : *lets go*
Ulol : Why does everything always happen to me
Quaddles : Excuse me but I was locked in the trunk
Tamb : Lets just get this stuff back to the jeep
*they both carry the stuff back to the jeep. Ulol manages to end up with multiple spork wounds*
Quaddles : *pulls Ulol out of the blender* We should do something about these wounds
Ulol : Its about time
Tamb : Lets wrap him in bandages
* a few minutes and 10 rolls of bandages later*
Quaddles : He looks kind of like a prune mummy
Ulol : *just sits there*
Tamb : I think I may have overdone it just a bit
Quaddles : Leave it he deserves this
Tamb : Now what should we do
Quaddles : Try and fix the jeep
Tamb : *holds up a few rolls of duct tape*
Quaddles : All right that stuff fixes everything
*Several minutes and one tamb wrapped in duct tape later*
Quaddles : Well at least the jeep is fixed
Tamb : Easy for you to say. Now I look like Ulol
Quaddles : Wow this isn't very good
Tamb : Would you just help me already
TO BE CONTINUED ONCE AGAIN.............................................
Tune in tomorrow to find out will happen to these crazy girly prunes |
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| Hula Prune Adventure #2 Part3 |
[May. 29th, 2006|10:51 pm] |
What mischief will these crazy girly prunes get into this time....stay tuned to find out....
Tamb : *walking down the road*
Ulol : *grabs the keys from quaddles, ties him up, gags him, and throws him in the trunk*
Quaddles : *muffled screams*
Ulol : *drives up beside tamb* Get in
Tamb : ....How did you.....Wait....Where did Quaddles go
Ulol : Oh...I have my ways....and Quaddles won't be bothering us with his bad driving for quite a while
Tamb : *gives Ulol the look* You didnt dispose of the body in the Hula Hunk Action River did you
Ulol : .....No....I just tied him up and threw him in the trunk
Tamb : Sometimes you scare me
Ulol : Molly scares you more doesnt she
Tamb : *screams and trys to hide*
Ulol : *evil laughter*
Tamb : THAT WASNT VERY NICE
Quaddles : *starts to plot revenge on Ulol*
Ulol : *stops paying attention and crashes the jeep into a plum tree*
Tamb : OMG...ULOL....YOU HIT A TREE!!!!!! This NEVER would have happened if I had been driving
Ulol : No we would have ended up in the Hula Prune Action River
Tamb : *glares at Ulol and goes to check on Quaddles*
Quaddles : *starts screaming in a very very girly voice*
Tamb : *opens up the trunk and starts laughing*
Quaddles : *glares at Tamb*
Ulol : *rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically*
Tamb : *unties Quaddles and rips the duct tape off his mouth*
Quaddles : OWWW TAMB!!!! *glares* but ULOL. YOU. ARE. SO. DEAD *runs after Ulol and tackles him*
Ulol : *fights with Quaddles*
Tamb : *watches the fight laughing harder and harder*
Quaddles : *manages to get Ulol's magical hula costume*
Tamb : Great job Quaddles thats an item on the list
Quaddles : *grins, gets up and puts the costume in the jeep*
Ulol : HEY!!!! Give that back
Tamb : Sorry Ulol no can do
Ulol : .....
Quaddles : Its on the hunt list you can have it back after the hunt is over
Ulol : *pouts in a very girly way*
Tamb : *runs after a very fluffy tumbleweed*
Quaddles : *chases after Tamb and the tumbleweed*
Ulol : Would you two quit playing around
Tamb : Its on the hunt list
Quaddles : Yeah take a look at the list
Ulol : *looks at the list* Well...That shut me up
Tamb : *manages to capture the fluffy tumbleweed and put it in the jeep*
Ulol : Well thats another thing we can cross off the list. Now all that we have left to find are : A spork, A ferret, A straw, A ukelele, A squid, A blender and Professor Snape
Tamb : You have got to be kidding me.....PROFESSOR SNAPE
Ulol : *nods*
Quaddles : Why does she want us to find him. Usually I'm the one prying those two off of each other.
Ulol : *snorts*
Tamb : Well apparently she must have lost him
Ulol : I vote we find him last
Quaddles : I agree with Ulol
Tamb : I couldn't agree with the both of you more
Ulol : What should we look for next
Quaddles : The Blender
Tamb : OMG now Fern has gone missing......
Ulol : *thwaps Tamb* A blender NOT Fern the blender
Tamb : Owwww...that hurt
Quaddles : I say we look in the kitchen
Tamb : Good idea Quaddles but do you SEE a kitchen around here anywhere
Ulol : Yeah right over there *points to the kitchen*
*they start fiddling around in the kitchen and Ulol ends up IN the blender*
Quaddles : How are we going to get him out of there
Tamb : By pressing the LIQUIFY BUTTON
Ulol : DON'T YOU DARE PRESS THAT BUTTON
Quaddles : To Liquify or not to Liquify that is the question, whether tis nobler to help Ulol out of the blender or watch him get made into prune puree.
Tamb : *thwaps Quaddles* Would you knock that off
Quaddles : Very slowly reaches for the Liquify button
TO BE CONTINUED.............................................................
Will Ulol be liquified tune in tomorrow to find out!!!!!! |
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| Hula Prunes Get Eaten On IRC |
[May. 29th, 2006|06:16 pm] |
IRC is sooo entertaining and distracting at times :P
* Karupin|EatingthePrunes is now known as Karupin
Karupin do i have any grass skirt in my teeth :P
Jebus ...what's grass skirt doing in your teeth
Jebus MOLLY! WHat did i tell you about eating hula dancers?
Karupin you didnt say i couldnt eat them if they happened to be prunes
Jebus ...i said DONT EAT THEM, which general means don't eat them NO MATTER WHAT
Jebus you're hopeless *goes to eat a pony*
Karupin . . .my bad
Karupin ...ill be right back....*poofs for a few minutes*
* Karupin comes back several minutes later with 3 gagging prunes in hula costumes
YourEvilness ...
Karupin Tamb : OMG IT WAS AWFUL IN THERE Quaddles : You said it Ulol: I found it rather cozy and with a few things it could be made quite comfortable |
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| Hula Prune Adventure #2 Part2 |
[May. 29th, 2006|03:59 pm] |
the continuation of the scavenger hunt saga. The epic tale of 3 courageous girly prunes.....Enjoy!!!!!!
Ulol : *grumbles and mutters something about a chicken, a fluffy wand, pain, torture, and tamb, possibly even quaddles*
Quaddles : *sulks and jumps in the back*
Tamb : *starts driving*
Ulol : OMG Tamb would you slow down
Quaddles : Tamb could you also quit driving down the sidewalk, these people are glaring at us.
Angry Mob : @#)(%!(*@#^*#$@)(^*)(*!&(@^#!*&^*$&@(*%&
Tamb : .....Do you think you could do better Quaddles
Quaddles : Yeah I think I can
Tamb : Cannot
Quaddles : Can to
Ulol : Would you two quit bickering like a married couple
Tamb : ......
Quaddles : *glares*
Ulol : WOULD YOU WATCH THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamb : *looks at Ulol* I am watching the road
Quaddles : STOP THE JEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamb : *slams on the brakes*
Ulol : *is ejected from the vehicle*
Tamb : .....geez Ulol you should wear your seatbelt
Quaddles : *runs over and picks up the raisin, brings it back and puts it in the jeep*
Ulol : *starts mumbling something about chickens and screaming*
Tamb & Quaddles : WOULD YOU GET IN ALREADY!!!!!
Ulol : *glares and gets in still grumbling*
Tamb : *starts driving again*
Quaddles : *whines* when do I get my turn
Ulol : I get to go first
Quaddles : No you dont
Ulol : oh yes I do
Tamb ; *snorts* Now who sounds like the married couple
Ulol & Quaddles : *glare*
Tamb : Fine but I get to pick who it is
*several minutes of Ulol and Quaddles screaming PICK ME!!!! go by before Tamb makes his choice*
Tamb : Ok I choose Quaddlypants, because he just looks so kawaii in that skirt
Quaddlypants : YES VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!......wait what did you say
Tamb : *coughs* oh nothing
Ulol : *pouts more*
Quaddles : *switches places with Tamb and starts to drive*
Ulol : ....are we even moving yet
Tamb : I can't really tell
*they both watch as a turtle passes them*
Ulol : Quaddles could you possibly GO A LITTLE FASTER
Tamb : ...WE. JUST. GOT. PASSED. BY. A. TURTLE!!!!!!!!!
Quaddles : But I don't like driving that fast *begins to mumble something about backseat drivers*
Tamb : That's it I'm walking *gets out of the jeep and walks away*
Ulol : *begins to fight with quaddles to get the keys*
TO BE CONTINUED YET AGAIN............... |
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| Thank You Anonymous Tipster |
[May. 28th, 2006|10:11 pm] |
MMMMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love knowing that the mighty Lord Voldemort fears me. The following IRC exerpt happened while i was off line. I would like to thank my anonymous tipster (you know who you are) for providing me with this.
LordVoldemort Is Molly here?
* LordVoldemort peaks around the room
Rora Nope
YourEvilness hehehe
Rora * Karupin has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
YourEvilness Tambi is afraid of Mollz
LordVoldemort whew! the freedom!
LordVoldemort *g*
YourEvilness but she has spies here Tamb
LordVoldemort yup
LordVoldemort I fear the next thing I say
Rora o.o
LordVoldemort will end up being on Molly's fan fic
YourEvilness it will
YourEvilness *writes notes*
YourEvilness >.>
LordVoldemort HEY!
LordVoldemort oops :X
Rora hehe
YourEvilness *g*
* LordVoldemort will never talk for the rest of the day in here
Rora o.o
YourEvilness awwwwwww
Rora Tambi is being paranoid.
Rora *shakes head*
LordVoldemort I give up
LordVoldemort the temptation is too greater
YourEvilness yeah
Rora *snorts* too greater?
YourEvilness and Mollz' story is amusing
LordVoldemort Not sure if Ben agrees with you Ulol
LordVoldemort :P
Once again I would like to thank you my wonderful anonymous tipster whom I love soo much :D |
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| Hula Prune Adventure #2 Part1 |
[May. 28th, 2006|08:40 pm] |
| [ | Snape's Mood |
| |  creative | ] |
The hula prunes go on a scavenger hunt....how could this go wrong.....
Molly : Hula Prunes listen up!!! I hae some very exciting news for you.
Ulol : No more Hula Prune adventures
Quaddles : Your turning us back into females
Tamb : I get to wear more green
Molly : .....Uhhh...no
Tamb : *pouts*
Quaddles : *throws a tantrum*
Ulol : *dies*
Molly : Quit acting like drama prunes. I have signed you up for the 1st annual Hula Prune scavenger hunt
Ulol : YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamb : *does the happy very girly hula dance*
Quaddles : * comes up with ways that this can go horribly wrong*
Molly : *hands them the scavenger hunt list*
THE LIST
A spork
A squid
A straw
A Ukelele
A Ferret
Professor Snape
A blender
A raisin
Something Fluffy
Ulol's magical hula costume
END OF THE LIST
Ulol : ........How are we supposed to carry all this stuff
Quaddles : WIth our hands...DUH!!!
Tamb : *hits quaddles* WE HAVE NO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! *flails about with his lack of hands*
Molly : Fine *gives them the keys to the Hula Prune Action Jeep*
Ulol : *goes to grab the keys*
Tamb : *flies in with a desperate attempt to get the keys*
Quaddles : *tries to get the keys but is knocked down by tamb*
Molly : *throws the keys on the ground and watches them fight*
ATTENTION : THE FOLLOWING SCENE WAS CUT DUE TO CRUDE PRUNE GESTURES AND OTHER TRIPLE X MATERIAL
Tamb : *jumps in the drivers seat triumphantlyafter retrieving the keys and doing several things he would regret later
TO BE CONTINUED................... |
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| Hula Prune Adventure #1 |
[May. 28th, 2006|01:54 am] |
| [ | Snape's Mood |
| |  hyper | ] |
*raises the curtain and lets the Hula Prunes and herself take the stage*
Molly : So I need ideas for some adventures and I decided to ask you for input.
Quaddles : OMG YOU SHOULD DO HULA PRUNE SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!
Molly : …
Tamb : Does this involve me?
Ulol : *dies*
Molly : I AM NOT DOING HULA PRUNE SLASH!!!!!!!!!!
Tamb : I sooo second that
Quaddles : *revives Ulol*
Ulol : I third that
Quaddles : ……….did I say something wrong
Molly : Do you even know what slash is……
Quaddles : Ummm….is that fanfic
Molly :*face desks*
Tamb : *whispers in Quaddles ear*
Quaddles : O.M.G……….I am a freaking sicko
Molly : *coughANDGIRLYcough*
Ulol : I will second that
Tamb : *goes to take several forgetfulness potions*
Molly : That’s the last time I ask for input from them
*bows and closes the curtains* |
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| Hula Prunes!!!!!!!! |
[May. 27th, 2006|10:47 pm] |
| [ | Snape's Mood |
| | hyper | ] |
Ok so they did want to go in the water. When mermaids don't go in the water they turn into Hula Hunk Prunes. So until I can figure out how to rehydrate them (which will probably never happen) we will have daily installments of the hula prune adventures :D *waits for the fangirling and screaming to stop* So without further ado im going to let the boys..or prunes take the stage. *lets the fangirling commence*
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| New and Improved Hula Hunk Mermaids!!!!!!! |
[May. 27th, 2006|03:53 pm] |
well....I tried to change them back and I think I made it worse.... Oh well They all look better and sooo pretty. :D Oh well now instead of dancing all day they can swim with the squid....or better yet SCUBA STEVE!!!!!!!!!! Ulol I know how much you adore the Scubatastic ScubaSteve. :D
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| ummmm........it wasnt my fault......*looks around nervously* |
[May. 27th, 2006|03:22 pm] |
ok so I may have accidentally given the hunks cursed grass skirts....they managed to turn into mermaids. I am really working on how to turn them back...but for the time being enjoy the HULA HUNK MERMAIDS!!!! Tamb finally got his green :D Sorry Ulol but that is the closest thing to pink I could find and for Quaddlypants.....well blue just suits you. *goes to work on getting them turned back before riots break out.*
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